A guy in Utah steals some cell phones from a convenience store, and takes off. He gets lost while he is fleaing the area.

If you are lost with stolen merchandise was is the most logical thing to do? A. Ask a passerby for directions. B. Steal a map C. Wave down a cop to give you directions.

For me, the logical choice is D. keeping running in a straight until the heat is off and worry about getting home later.

For Mr. John White, the answer was C. flag down a damn policeman for directions.

Because you only just robbed a store, I’m sure no officers in the area could possibly have your description and be tracking your ass down.  Although he does blend well in a crowd, with the yellow Ralph Lauren shirt to match the hair.  That’s hot.

If you’re wearing Polo, why the hell do you have to steal some prepaid cell phones anyway?   That always impresses chicks (or dudes…whatever he is in to).

Needless to say the idiot was arrested…he had the phones, and some weed. This is in Utah, theivery will not be forgiven, and that weed charge isn’t going to be taken lightly.

If only he had stolen a car and made it to Mexico. Stolen a car with GPS of course.