Cinco de Mayo…

Posted on May 1st, 2010 in LOUD&lowbrow,Visitor Contribution Needed :) by TJSky

…because St. Patrick’s Day just isn’t enough!

Happy Cinco de Mayo

For those who celebrate, share your plans, traditions, and stories (you know, the ones you lie and say you were too drunk to remember what happened) with all of us!

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you are what you eat…….

Posted on May 1st, 2010 in jDarden by jDarden

wow, add your own comments and posts….this one is for all of you Dirty Sun fans out there. Be a part of The Dirty Sun…..

Mine>>>>>>>>>>…who eats weed, really? because this “M” looks like he has been handed the “left hand cigarette” once to0 many times and then was sent to work in your local grocers freezer….

enjoy and thanks for being a TDS supporter!

*PoSt YoUr CoMmEnTs*

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You ain’t Tyson

Posted on April 30th, 2010 in Funny Pictures,LOUD&lowbrow,News Stories by TJSky

A 21 year old woman in Nebraska was called “fat” by some guy at a party.

So what did she do?

Bit off a chunk of his right ear. He was a 24 year old guy at a party, there was an argument, he called her fat, she bit off his ear, and the chunk of ear was never found.

Way to prove your not “fat” by eating part of a man’s ear.

demotivational poster mike tyson ear bite

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Wear Your Mittens If You Go To Saturn This Week

Posted on April 30th, 2010 in News Headlines,TJSky13 by TJSky

saturn

Saturn (the planet) is having one hell of a blizzard right now.  Five times worse than the blizzard that hit the DC area this year.  NASA’s Cassini spacecraft is orbiting Saturn gathering the most data ever collected about the storm season of the planet.

The Cassini-Huygens mission is a NASA, European Space Agency and Italian Space Agency project.  The team is based out of the Goddard Space Flight Center.

Amateur astronomers gave NASA the heads up about the storm, as they are able to view some of it from their “stations” here on Earth. Cassini’s observation spots and times are set months in advance; the spacecraft that is “right there” (comparatively speaking), misses spotting these events on its own.

When there was a comet that hit Jupiter last summer, an amatuer spectator took a picture and sent it to Cassini scientists for them to see what was going on with the aftermath.

I want to know why we care if there’s a snow storm on Saturn.  I want to know why two European space agencies have such an interest in Saturn and Jupiter as well.  Perhaps if scientists would make their motives known to the public, there would not be such an objection to funding and such.  It almost seems like we pay billions of dollars for some people to live on their childhood dreams of star gazing up close.

I’d also like to know why amateurs are more on top of things than NASA themselves.  I understand the observation spots for the craft are predetermined, but doesn’t NASA have an astronomer checking out the stars and planets from Earth?  Or are they so consumed with technology and money that the idea of using modest means of observation are beneath them?

Let me know your thoughts on this.
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Chelsea Clinton Has One Request For Her Father

Posted on April 30th, 2010 in News Stories,TJSky13 by TJSky

Don’t sleep with the brides maids…I mean, lose weight before the wedding *smirks*

Chelsea wants Bill to look good going down the isle.  Of course it is played to us that she is concerned about his health and this will be alot of strain on him.

Yes, walking a straight line is stressful.  15 pounds will make all the difference in the world.

It’s not an unheard of request to have a family member or dear friend trim down and shape up before the ceremony.

I’ve read stories about best friends not being in one another’s weddings because of weight issues.  In Style quality people comprising the wedding party in the photo album is much more important than friendship.

The amusing part is when the bride, although average built, has a horse face. *coughs* Chelsea *coughs*

bill clinton chelsea clinton

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Freddy Krueger “Reinvented”?

Posted on April 29th, 2010 in LOUD&lowbrow,Rants by TJSky

“Nightmare on Elm Street”  is coming out.  Yea it was out back in the 80′s, this is a remake.

There’s no Wes Craven or the creepy dude that played Freddy.

Why the fuck would you remake the original?  That shit was scary.  It’ll scare a 10 year old back into bed-wetting just as much now as it did back in the day.  Now someone’s just gonna ruin it.

The director, I dunno whoever the hell he is, said that he wanted to redeem Freddy because he became a joke.  A whole rack of people love “Nightmare on Elm Street”, even the sequels.  He didn’t need to play Captain Save A Movie.

They remade Karate Kid, now this.

Doesn’t Hollywood have some writers who do original shit anymore?

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Let’s be like Brazil

Posted on April 29th, 2010 in LOUD&lowbrow,News Stories by TJSky

The health council in Brazil is out there promoting their citizens to keep blood pressure down so they can stay healthy.  The suggested way to do it is MORE SEX!

They’re out there trying to get people to have more sex and do more dancing to be healthy.

That’s my kind of health plan.

If my doctor told me to do that instead of laying off beer, I’d be the best patient ever.

Someone get the Brazilian health minister over here for a convo with the surgeon general  :)

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The Arizona Boycott…Did The Protesters Boycott School As Well?

Posted on April 28th, 2010 in News Headlines,Rants,TJSky13 by TJSky

There was/is an internet started boycott of Arizona tea.  This is to express grievances over the new immigration laws in Arizona.

Apparently, no one bothered to think or look up the company website to see that it is a New York company.  Who boycotts something without absolutely no research or backing?  Apparently a lot of idiots do.

Some who have reported on the Arizona tea misguided boycott have offered actual Arizona companies to boycott.  How is assisting a witch hunt any better than being able to harass someone who is Hispanic for no reason?

It’s not as if XYZ company out of Arizona lobbied and paid the politicians to introduce or pass the law.   Our Federal Government passes lots of horrible legislature; let’s boycott everything make or sold inside our borders.

Further, this could affect the livelihood of countless people who had nothing to do with the law.  During a recession nonetheless.

Imagine busting your ass at work for your company who is boycotted, suffers financially, then has to lay you off because the State of Montana passed some objectionable law.  How would that make you feel?

So yea, go target innocent businesses, that makes a lot of sense.

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Jesus really knew how to party

Posted on April 27th, 2010 in cantarella,Funny Pictures by cantarella

Party like a save…
Party like a savior!!

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Stats From The Vat

Posted on April 26th, 2010 in News Stories,TJSky13 by TJSky

According to statistics recently released by The Vatican, the number of Catholics in Africa has risen by 33% and in Asia it has risen 16%.

How about America or some other Western country? I don’t suppose those statistics would say much about the state of Catholicism…or it may say too much about its state.

In an unrelated article, I read that parts of the world (such as Asia and Africa) are being increasingly flooded with pro-pedophilia propaganda.  Hmmmm.

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