I logged into my Myspace account the other day to find this advertisement huge on the top of the main page for Myspace:

Who the fuck wants to watch a reality show about two slut puppies who hooked up on Myspace and just figured they’d stick it out?   I’d rather watch another season of House of Carters than watch this crap.

So on the right side is this outside advertisement:

What moron needs a fucking quiz to find out if they are fat?   If you have a mirror or ever buy clothes, your ass should know if you’re fat.

And if you don’t know, here’s a clue.   If you spend all your time on Myspace or sitting on your couch watching Elle & Tito The Married Life and still find time to take a quiz of if you’re fat, then you are probably a fatty.