I was eating a bowl of Lucky Charms for breakfast today.  I haven’t had L.C. since I was a kid.  I remember I used to wish there’d be more marshmallows…that was the best part.

Somebody must’ve heard me back then because there’s a fuck-ton of marshmallows in Lucky Charms now.

It isn’t as tasty as I had expected.  Actually it’s pretty fucking gross.  My cereal was green when I was done.  Disgusting.

Then I realized they didn’t put all those marshmallows in there because kids wanted to stop hunting for the yummies in their bowl.  Marshmallows are way cheaper than the actual cereal pieces.  Fucking economics.

At least a bunch of kids are probably happy as shit now though with their truck-load of marshmallows and green milk…yum.