I Can’t Impress Chicks With This

A new video game “Power Gig” is coming out. Basically guitar hero but with a real freaking guitar. No more buttons. You gotta strum strings.
How the hell am I going to impress chicks with that? If I could play the guitar, I’d play it and get laid. I wouldn’t play a plastic one with buttons on my XBox hoping her panties melt off.
So it is its own game and it’s compatible with Guitar Hero and Rock Band. But yea, I can’t play the guitar. This is just gonna ruin my flow. Next year the only people playing the plastic button guitar will be elementary school kids.
Damn you technology!





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