A new video game “Power Gig” is coming out.  Basically guitar hero but with a real freaking guitar.  No more buttons.  You gotta strum strings.

How the hell am I going to impress chicks with that?  If I could play the guitar, I’d play it and get laid.  I wouldn’t play a plastic one with buttons on my XBox hoping her panties melt off.

So it is its own game and it’s compatible with Guitar Hero and Rock Band.  But yea, I can’t play the guitar.  This is just gonna ruin my flow.  Next year the only people playing the plastic button guitar will be elementary school kids.

Damn you technology!