Screw A Car, I Got Me A Go-Cart
In Union, South Carolina, police had a report of a stolen go-cart. They spotted it at an intersection. The police stop the go-cart and arrest the “driver”. You may expect this to be a child or a teenager, but no, it’s a 29 year old man, Edward Matthew Sweezy.
He was picked up less than a half mile from his house. Guess you can’t go too far too fast in one of those. Perhaps next time he should steal an actual car. Just a thought.
Sweezy was arrested for resisting arrest, possession of crack and the paraphernalia that goes with it, and public drunkenness. How do you brag to your boys about hitting rock while cruising in your stolen go-cart? Really, is it that cool when you are almost 30?
Here’s the even stranger part: the go-cart was turned over to Sweezy’s wife. So he stole the wife’s go-cart? Or maybe his own child’s go-cart? Damn, that’s low.
I can’t say it any better than Ms. Whitney Houston: Crack is Whack.






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