A 27 year old woman in Michigan called 911 to report a drunk driver….herself.

She called 911 at 5:40 in the morning and talked to them for 20 minutes before the police pulled her over and she was arrested.  Part of the 911 transcript was released.

Dispatcher:  Are you intoxicated?

Woman:  Absolutely!

The dispatcher goes on to plea with her to pull over as she rambles on about how she shouldn’t be driving.

She was driving, drunk, which using her cell phone, and drunk dialed 911.

This instills a whole new drunk dialing fear in me.  I thought of the worse drunk dial I ever initiated….or even worse drunk text…and yea, they don’t come close to calling 911 and letting them know about my intoxicated operation of heavy machinery.

Then to stay on the phone and keep rappin’ about it so the police have time to find you.  Too rich for my blood.