So there was a Garfield comic strip printed on Veterans Day with Garfield squishing a spider, the spider thinking he will be famous and have a day of remembrance, then children learning about “National Stupid Day”. Veterans were offended, the dude that does the comic apologized, blah blah blah.
It’s Garfield…who the hell still reads the Garfield strip? I never would’ve known about the strip if the Veterans’ advocate people didn’t get a pole up their ass about it.
Too bad he couldn’t flip another hit album.
I’m cruising through my 700 channels with nothing on and something catches my eye…it says “The Vanilla Ice Project”. I thought it was gonna be like rehab or anger management. But it was on DIY (do it yourself network). So I had to look out of sick curiosity and wicked boredom. I’ll be damned if he wasn’t renovating a house to flip. Apparently he’s a successful general contractor.
Still a cry baby douche bag, but at least he works. And for this job he can’t just steal the bassline of a classic song and put shitty lyrics on top of it. Although I guess he could steal some dry wall and slap some cheap ass Big Lots paint on it.
Players and coaches are bitching about the soccer ball used for the World Cup.
Apparently it’s just too unpredictable and is like a supermarket ball. Â How about you all exercise enough skill in your craft to be able to play soccer with any ball?
I can’t imagine you developed your talent on the most perfect ball from the angels in Futbol heaven.
Stop whining and play soccer…so the 10 Americans watching can enjoy the game.
I went to 7Eleven last night and came across this…
What the fuck! Â Farmville Bottle Water? Â For over 2 bucks you get crappy Brita filter water and the chance to get Farmville cash or some crap underneath the cap.
Nothing’s more refreshing than a bottle of water put out by Zynga. Â Who the hell thought that would be a good idea? Â There’s no way that is selling well. Â It’s next to bottles bigger than it for half the price. Â Unless they did just a beast ass job of marketing that people are brain washed to by water of the only town they call home.