The Dirty Sun

North Carolina Amendment 1 Passed. Way to go…

TJSky — Wed, 09 May 2012 01:43:44 +0000

…now not only will gays not have family rights, but your common law marriages that are oh so common have been stripped of their rights too.

Oh? You didn’t know that was included?

That’s why you don’t vote based on what some nice toothless hillbilly with a picket-style sign tells you instead of reading about it yourself.

Thoughts From Wawa

TJSky — Sat, 05 May 2012 03:55:08 +0000

If people put the same effort into their jobs that potheads put into the choosing snacks, there’d never be another recession.

Field Trip Chaperons

TJSky — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:16:36 +0000

After being one of the few chaperons on my daughter’s most recently field trip, I’ve become aware of a commonality when chaperoning. Only the parents of the relatively well-behaved kids volunteer for what ends up being a personal reminder of why my daughter is an only child. The bad ass kids, who need a chaperon… their own one on one chaperon, don’t have parents who show up to accompanying them.

I suspect there’s some embarrassment as they know they can’t control their child and that’s why junior is a raving nut in public with me. Or they are just truly too lazy to get up before noon to shower and leave their home…again, another evidence of why I’m pulling children out of the prohibited areas of museum exhibits.

There should be a mandate that if your offspring is a rapscallion then you have to go on the field trip so I can save money on Excedrin and red wine later.

As defined by TJSky… (desserted)

TJSky — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 03:19:33 +0000

Desserted: v. being the carnally desired ending to a meal

As defined by TJSky… (look forward to working with you)

TJSky — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 20:49:51 +0000

I look forward to working with you: expression. I wish I was working with the person I usually work with but I’ve resigned myself to begrudgingly work with you.

As defined by TJSky… (out)

TJSky — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 02:29:39 +0000

Out: interj. I am leaving even if the consequences include a written warning, joblessness, or your vengeance for leaving you hanging

As defined by TJSky… (sorry)

TJSky — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:00:58 +0000

Sorry: interj. I know I’m wrong and will do it again knowing it’s wrong

As defined by TJSky… (gracious)

TJSky — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 02:25:54 +0000

Gracious: adj. hated out of envy or their own snobbishness

As defined by TJSky… (bedded)

TJSky — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:22:38 +0000

Bedded: adj. having lost ones cherry

As defined by TJSky… (whimsical)

TJSky — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:18:33 +0000

Whimsical: adj. the description of a hot mess when not wanting to admit or point out its busted appearance