Shut Up & Play
Players and coaches are bitching about the soccer ball used for the World Cup.
Apparently it’s just too unpredictable and is like a supermarket ball. How about you all exercise enough skill in your craft to be able to play soccer with any ball?
I can’t imagine you developed your talent on the most perfect ball from the angels in Futbol heaven.
Stop whining and play soccer…so the 10 Americans watching can enjoy the game.
World Cup South Africa 2010 FIFA
Holy Happy Harvest …There is FARMVILLE Bottled Water!
I went to 7Eleven last night and came across this…
What the fuck! Farmville Bottle Water? For over 2 bucks you get crappy Brita filter water and the chance to get Farmville cash or some crap underneath the cap.
Nothing’s more refreshing than a bottle of water put out by Zynga. Who the hell thought that would be a good idea? There’s no way that is selling well. It’s next to bottles bigger than it for half the price. Unless they did just a beast ass job of marketing that people are brain washed to by water of the only town they call home.
The Pope tells priests they must resist worldly temptation.
Wow, how fucking inspiring. Way to make a difference.
Screw stopping abuse, outting the dirty bags, and letting them rot in jail until some inmate who hasn’t seen his kids in 5 years shanks him in the food hall…just spread the inspiring message of resisting worldly temptation.
I get tempted by a lot of wordly things…women, booze, fast cars…doing the unimaginable to a kid does not even register on that list.
They’re all fucked in the head. It’s just one big worldwide cult. America was real quick to call the Feds on the Mormons with their sickness inside their little communes…why not be as quick to corral up the Catholics for the same type of sick accepted shit?
His attempt to save face is so weak. But I betcha in churches all next week people will be applauding that he addressed the problem.
You can polish a terd, but it’s still a terd.
Who needs a Myspace quiz to find out they’re fat?
I logged into my Myspace account the other day to find this advertisement huge on the top of the main page for Myspace:
Who the fuck wants to watch a reality show about two slut puppies who hooked up on Myspace and just figured they’d stick it out? I’d rather watch another season of House of Carters than watch this crap.
So on the right side is this outside advertisement:
What moron needs a fucking quiz to find out if they are fat? If you have a mirror or ever buy clothes, your ass should know if you’re fat.
And if you don’t know, here’s a clue. If you spend all your time on Myspace or sitting on your couch watching Elle & Tito The Married Life and still find time to take a quiz of if you’re fat, then you are probably a fatty.
You ain’t Tyson
A 21 year old woman in Nebraska was called “fat” by some guy at a party.
So what did she do?
Bit off a chunk of his right ear. He was a 24 year old guy at a party, there was an argument, he called her fat, she bit off his ear, and the chunk of ear was never found.
Way to prove your not “fat” by eating part of a man’s ear.
Freddy Krueger “Reinvented”?
“Nightmare on Elm Street” is coming out. Yea it was out back in the 80′s, this is a remake.
There’s no Wes Craven or the creepy dude that played Freddy.
Why the fuck would you remake the original? That shit was scary. It’ll scare a 10 year old back into bed-wetting just as much now as it did back in the day. Now someone’s just gonna ruin it.
The director, I dunno whoever the hell he is, said that he wanted to redeem Freddy because he became a joke. A whole rack of people love “Nightmare on Elm Street”, even the sequels. He didn’t need to play Captain Save A Movie.
They remade Karate Kid, now this.
Doesn’t Hollywood have some writers who do original shit anymore?