All around retailers are having their “After Holiday” sales. Why the hell do I have to wait until after Christmas (my holiday of choice) to get a good deal on stuff? If you can afford to sell the netbook I want for $299 today, why was it $399 yesterday?

Let’s just do away with ALL sales. Everyday should just be the “We Sell Shit For A Fair Price” event. Imagine the possibilities. Not having to plan vehicle and electronic purchases around the births and deaths of historical figures. Oh the freedom we would have.