Nothing warms a heart as much as knowing America’s favorite steaming cup of capitalism is open on the ONE day a year almost all of America powers down and reconnects with their humanity. 

Congratulations, you’ve cornered employees into choosing what’s more important: their family or their barely-above minimum wage job.   All so yuppies, and their wannabes, can get their favorite over-priced drink on their way to spend time with their families. 

Merry Christmas…

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