Mike “The Situation” From Jersey Shore is Basically Like Michael Jordan…right?
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is going to be in Hollywood trying to make it big in movies.
That’s not unusual for reality stars to pursue legit stardom. I mean, I expect him to fail hard like they tend to. He doesn’t really have a talent and he’s pretty much a cocky ass buttaface.
What I do find hysterical is his reasoning why this is the time to jump the Jersey Shore ship:
“It’s like Michael Jordan. There’s only so long you can keep winning them rings.”
Basically he’s saying that three seasons of a cable reality show equals a long successful record shattering athletic career. Wow.
