If so, why aren’t they suing EVERYONE?

Officer Bubbles, as the entire internet now knows him, wants to sue YouTube for allowing cartoon parodies of his ridiculous harassment and arrest of a girl blowing bubbles. He’s even getting threats against his well being.

Um, those death threats aren’t because a rack of Adobe Flash owners made some cartoons. I’d venture to say it’s because you’re a douche bag who had a peaceful protester blowing bubbles arrested.

If your ego is so weak that you felt like the man locking up a little white girl with bubbles, then you deserve the sleepless nights as homemade cartoonery infuses your dreams.

Did he really expect to be a hero for being one of many cops who basically violated someone with a peaceful hippy spirit? First flowers in their hair, now bubbles in the air…what’s next? Large fluffy pillow fights?

I hope the Canadian police have extra backup to handle all that peace-promoting, green-encouraging, revolutionary love.

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In a movie he said the electric cars are gay. Apparently it offended gay people. I mean I understand…I’d be offended if I thought I was compared to a piece of shit car too.

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We all have seen the underbelly of society at the public access computers in the local library…okay, maybe, “some of us have seen”. Libraries are not as hopping as they used to be. Hello information super highway.

Anyway, there’s a range of characters availing themselves of the free internet access. Because libraries are public there are also the undesirable in the library. Not just homeless, some just sick. Internet access can be expensive…watch a little silent porn for free instead.

In Montgomery County, Maryland, a man pulled out his penis, then ejaculated on the arm of a Montgomery College student at a computer and ran away. He had a car to flee in, so he wasn’t homeless…just desperate.

I know the economy is rough, but really, why are you going to get your rocks off on (not even with) an unsuspecting person at a table. Maybe he should have gotten on an online dating website instead and then ejaculated on someone from Myspace later on that night.

Probably wouldn’t have the cops running his tags now. There’d just be some unattractive woman doing status updates about the guy that shot his load in her eye.

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