I’m sure that is surprising news to absolutely no one.

Ricky announced via Twitter that he is gay and can no longer hide it.  He is now a father of two boys and doesn’t want to live a secret life.   Good for him.

Not that we all didn’t know that like a decade ago, but good for him.

He has started to write his memoirs that will be published (of course).  Writing it all out made him realize he needed to shed the secrecy and embrace a life he should have celebrated.

I can’t help but to think that this is rather timely of an announcement if he is going to release a book — everyone will want to buy it to get all the details — you know he’ll be on Oprah.  I wouldn’t be surprised if a CD followed.

I don’t want to cheapen someone’s self-realization and label it as a marketing ploy….but since I’d venture to say that is what Ricky (and his PR) is doing, then I’m gonna go ahead and cheapen it.  No better way to get your name in a headline in the US after several years off the map as announcing you’re a boy who kisses boys.

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A guy in Utah steals some cell phones from a convenience store, and takes off. He gets lost while he is fleaing the area.

If you are lost with stolen merchandise was is the most logical thing to do? A. Ask a passerby for directions. B. Steal a map C. Wave down a cop to give you directions.

For me, the logical choice is D. keeping running in a straight until the heat is off and worry about getting home later.

For Mr. John White, the answer was C. flag down a damn policeman for directions.

Because you only just robbed a store, I’m sure no officers in the area could possibly have your description and be tracking your ass down.  Although he does blend well in a crowd, with the yellow Ralph Lauren shirt to match the hair.  That’s hot.

If you’re wearing Polo, why the hell do you have to steal some prepaid cell phones anyway?   That always impresses chicks (or dudes…whatever he is in to).

Needless to say the idiot was arrested…he had the phones, and some weed. This is in Utah, theivery will not be forgiven, and that weed charge isn’t going to be taken lightly.

If only he had stolen a car and made it to Mexico. Stolen a car with GPS of course.

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In Chicago, the streets were covered in hundred dollar bills! A bag fell out the back of an armored truck, ripped open, and $100,000 was all over the street. People jumped out of their cars to get their hands on a piece of the pie. When all was said and done, authorities recovered only a little over $10,000. They are hoping people do “the right thing”.

What is that? Give it back?

Cities, Counties, States and the Federal Government have created the worse economic climate since the 1930′s…why is it wrong that the private citizens capitalize off the poor judgment of the armored truck driver who didn’t secure his truck?

The entire financial industry capitalized off the poor judgment of consumers who got turned upside down in their houses, to find themselves homeless in foreclosure only a couple years later.

Those fat cats still got bonuses this year. Let this be a bonus to the Chicagoans hit hard by the unemployment rates. Sure they didn’t do anything to earn it, but neither did those bastards at JP Morgan who made extra millions on top of millions after fucking over people. Screw giving it back.

Of course authorities are reviewing surveillance video and cell phone camera pictures to try to identify those who grabbed money.

Keep on wasting resource Big Brother, keep on wasting resources.

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I wish I could take credit for this review that was posted about a club.  I can’t but i will say that my friend has been trying to explain this to me for the past 15 mins.

XXXXX BAR SUCKS!‎

I went to there New Years Eve Party, and was refused entry because they claimed my under 21 id was fake. Who would have a fake under 21 id? NO ONE. The bouncers were also so rude and actually scratched my friend when pushing her away.‎

WORD!

jdarden

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None of your business bitch!

I been wondering where I can get some ass cream.

I think I know Rodney

There’s the notification…on the 5 o’clock news…screw a phone call

We know what she did during lunch

I thought they had medicine for terets now

I knew Barrack was unique, but damn!

I always wondered what came after 7

Weathermen are only on the TV for like 5 minutes each hour, he couldn’t take a dump ahead of time?

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I guess the pictures and instructions when you boot up the Wii were confusing for this guy.

The worse part is he busted his TV playing freaking Wii sports that came with the Wii.  Not even like he can make up some Madden story or something your buddies will at least understand.  No instead he was doing like old man bowling and got crazy carried away in the heat and excited of it all.

Dumbass.

Yea, slap the TV again, maybe that’ll fix it.

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