…I am all about buying the expansion!

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Chocolately Frosted Mini Spooners

Thought it was a black midget porn

Imagine my surprise that it’s bagged generic cereal my parents used to swear tasted just like the real thing. Bullshit!

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The first week of March in California will be “Cuss Free Week”.  There no actual enforcement, more so the assembly hopes to encourage people to watch their potty mouths.  They believe this will bring about more harmony in the community.

Those who are a part of this action go further to say that foul language leads to other behavioral problems like drug-use.  Now, perhaps if you do drugs you may cuss a lot, but I’m fairly certain the cussing a lot did not lead to the drug use itself.  I personally have never woken up, said “shit”, and then had a compulsion to follow it up with a line of coke…like one follows good sex with a cigarette.

The “Cuss Free Week” satisfied someone’s special interest and let the CA General Assembly charge their tax payers for working so diligently for the betterment of the state.  The state economy is shit, but god-damn it, we gave the first week in March a purpose; now fund our next campaign, thank you.

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You can only act so hard when you’re spinning Ice Ice Baby verse Straight Up.  His character freaking looks like he’s dressed to go on a rampage as he slams his turntable with pride sliding Paula’s vocals on in there.

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It’s reassuring that misleading marketing has a long rich history in our society.

This ad wasn’t about how bad “pay TV” is for the consumer. It was about how the movie theaters would lose money if you could sit at home and watch movies for a monthly charge.

The ad blatantly misrepresents the “pay TV” has the same exact programming as “free TV”. If that were true, the cinema industry wouldn’t have bothered to make a commercial and post petitions. I’m sure that movie industry wishes they had found better ways to slay the cable-dragon.

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…is fucking creepy

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This is the billboard to guilt black women into choosing life in Atlanta, Georgia, I’m sure everyone has heard of recently.

If you have enough money, you can throw up a strong image, strong words, and display it in an urban area to mind fuck someone into making the decision you want them to make…be it wrong or right for that person.

Wow.   What a relief to know that stupidity is alive and well….and has the funds to do large marketing campaigns.

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Is Tiger Woods the only athlete to cheat?  People act like it.  Why the hell does he need to apologize to anyone other than his wife?   If he even wants to apologize to her.  It’s not a crime to cheat and be glad you did it.  Everyone’s on his ass and it’s not fair.

Kobe Bryant was accused of raping some broad, and, yea, he had a press conference, but it didn’t affect his career like it is Tiger.  But Kobe also wasn’t the first black man in golf.  You know the “Old Boys Club” threw a fucking party when word got out about Tiger’s creeping.

Man, if it was me, I wouldn’t been married at all.  I’m the first brother in golf…I’m bangin’ fans left and right rockstar style.  Someone gets ready to tee off and suddenly there’s a Soul Train dance line going straight down the fairway.  Yea!

Anyway, leave that grown ass man alone, let him do his thing.  He didn’t cheat anybody out of anything.  And unless you’re fucking Tiger, it’s none of your business.

To paraphrase the great Salt-N-Pepa:  If he wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it’s none of your business.

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